|Kris:||...but you just bought tampons|
|Kai:||wait so...it broke...weak ass trojans|
|Sehun:||girl you better check that test again, I'm too fab fo children|
|Suho:||I hope they're not ugly...|
|Chanyeol:||so what you're saying is I get to come with you to see that black and white alien baby thing|
|Chen:||so what's gonna happen to your boobs?|
|Lay:||...you forgot you're pill huh?|
|Luhan:||so that's why you've been getting fat, now I understand|
|D.O:||so a person is growing inside of you...wow|
|Xiumin:||does that mean they're going to pop out with that weird utuerus cheese?|
|Baekhyun:||Be prepared for triplets, cause my dick is magical|
|Tao:||...We can do pregnancy yoga on the beach. This will be fun|
GIVEAWAY: TVXQ’s Rising Sun! Autographed by all 5!
Hello, this is Pepper, and I present you to my first Tumblr giveaway ever! Just remember to read the rules, and this CD could be all yours.
- Reblogs count. You can only reblog up to three times per day. I don’t want you to annoy your followers.
- Likes count.
- Follows count
and they make me the happiest.
- I will randomly pick the winner on APRIL 10.
- Your ask box must be open when I pick the winner. How else am I going to contact you? You also have two days after being contacted to reply back before I pick another winner.
- Obviously, I am going to need your address to mail this. So I hope you are comfortable sharing that with me.
- I can ship worldwide.
- I will provide a tracking number.
Anyway, I’ll be doing more giveaways in the future, so keep an eye open.
Happy blogging and good luck!~